Blacknarok

The First Apocalypse
"Some may question His right to destroy ten billion people. Those who understand know that He had no right to let furries live."

- Odon, 2019 ====In November 29, 20[DATA EXPUNGED], The First Discord Server was yeeted out of existence by Michael Smith as the Dandara Virus has gotten out of hand, corrupting the minds of young folk into posting furry erotica, dark humour, Krakenpriest photos, and other counter-TOS material. Michael imposed Exterminatus on the server, killing billions of virtual lives, but saving his Twitch Channel.====

The Twelve Seals
====- Prior to the creation of the second server, Great Mother Barshoe secured the sanctity of the server TOS by creating The Twelve Seals of The TOS-Compliant Twitch Streamer. These seals would keep the malicious evils of The Night King, Jennifer, God, Martin Luther King, and The International Furry Collective at bay... if only temporarily. ====

They are as follows.

- Breaking of the seal would destroy the #literature-and-reading channel, and would plunge the server into an intellectual Dark Age.
The Second Seal, Chicken Tendies

- Breaking of the seal would remove the Chicken Tendies reward for 2,000 GoodBoyPoints. Without an outlet to release Twitch Chat's Autism, their stupidity would eventually pile up, making them more susceptible to committing counter-TOS terrorism, but more importantly, they would be made more vulnerable to contracting the Dandara Virus

The Third Seal, Bobby Schmurda

- Breaking of the seal would lead the flock astray, stopping them from their daily Schmurda prayers and causing them to not follow the way of God Emperor Bobby Schmurda. With the lack of faith, the flock would not be able to control their carnal desires, eventually leading to simping, giving at least $5 to Twitch Streamers, failing on the first hour of NNN, drawing hentai on stream, and ultimately, under The Night King's influence, jacking off to Sonic the Hedgehog X Tails erotic images in paheal and 8chan.

The Fourth Seal, Krakenpriest's Charm

- Breaking of the seal would allow Krakenpriest not only to speak to women, but also to woo them. Left and right, from across the globe, women would flock to the young Floridian in hopes of a relationship. However, Krakenpriests' emergent weather manipulation abilities would fade, allowing calamities to wreck havoc on the east coast.

The Fifth Seal, Hellgrimer and the International Furry Collective

- Breaking of the seal would have the International Furry Collective accept Hellgrimer back into their forest commune and hail her as their president. With unlimited power, Hellgrimer would spread furridom in the east coast, converting normal, good Christian citizens into mindless beasts. Those who would dare defy her will shall be blinded by her ability that she learned in her hike.

The Sixth Seal, The Exile of Bazed the Black Briton

- Breaking of the seal would bring Bazed back into activity in the Discord Server, multiplying the Night King's power by a factor of twelve.

The Seventh Seal, 74pp3n and Hitler's Spirit

- Breaking of the seal would have 74pp3n to dye her hair black, enraging Hitler's spirit as there is no more perfect model of the female Aryan. Adolf would go into a frenzy in his cage in Hell, eventually breaking free and entering our dimension through the body of Odon.

The Eighth Seal, Michael's Credit Card

- Breaking of the seal would add money into Michael Smith's bank account, allowing him to buy maid outfits from Amazon and wearing them on stream. Eventually, this power would allow him to buy a full dragon scaly cosplay, which he will never take off.

The Ninth Seal, Azra's Face

- Breaking of the seal would allow The Night King to appear in people's dreams (or more appropriately, nightmares) and make them see his true face. This would instantly convert them and infect them to the greatest stage of the Dandara Virus.

The Tenth Seal, The Banishment of Martin Luther King

- Breaking of the seal would allow Martin Luther King to use his full power by entering our dimension and using Jencatlady's body as a host.

The Eleventh Seal, The Outlaw of Tiktok

- Breaking of the seal would allow Michael Smith to post on TikTok, garnering millions of zoomers into his bastardised furry ChadMafia.

The Twelfth Seal, The Exile of Great Autist Finmab

- Breaking of the seal would [DATA EXPUNGED]

Blacknarok Apokoliptos
====Upon the breakage of the last seal, Martin Luther King would be able to enter our dimension through Jennifer's body, as Azra would finally find the perfect host among his army of Undead. The two dark, primordial entities would battle in a never-ending battle, destroying what's left of ChadMafia, be it the Discord to be newly created, the last 12 people in offline chat, or the viewers in TikTok. ====

From the ashes, only Finmab will rise, and He shall witness the destruction of humanity itself. He shall gaze upon the gates of Hell, and be horrified that its black iron gates are swinging in the wind, empty as the forces of Azra plague the Earth. Those He would see walking the Earth would be lifeless husks, praying to a gods long killed by the Dandara Virus. Hordes of demons and furries stampede the grey wastes, looking for the few survivors clinging on to the false faith of The Church of Carti. One man clad in white sits on the pile, weeping under his wrinkled eyes. When Finmab asks the stranger's identity, he would reveal himself as God, or used to be, until he was blinded by Michael Smith's thick ropes. To Heaven shall Finmab ascend, pleading to the new God Michael to cleanse the world of the two demonic entities. Michael would deny his wish, as Twitch Chat has been judged and found lacking.

Determined to save humanity, Finmab would resurrect the long dead political enemies of Michael, including but not limited to BrockHarisson, Painkiller, LuckyDeath, Jenci,and FilthySpoon.

Faabeyy shall be in his swamp, preaching the word of the saviour Finmab and Company, to turn away from Carti and reject the old God Michael, to worship and subscribe to the new Godfather of ChadMafia.

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